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Books : Humour : Doctors & Medicine
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Real life medical drama is OK… but true stories of emergency medicine that make you laugh out loud are better!
Mike Cyra's comedic storytelling style of writing is hilarious! Emergency Laughter is a collection of real-life, adrenaline-fueled, near-death experiences at the hands of old women who spit food, vomiting children, a morgue refrigerator and out of control ambulances.
Learn how to drive an emergency vehicle through traffic, fake unconsciousness, the wrong way to deliver a baby, the best way to chop all your fingers off, the Hiney-Lick Maneuver, why stupid people blame doctors for everything and how to really make sure a person is dead.
Laughter helps the mind, heals the body and is a critical survival tool for all who deal with death, dying and disaster up close. Emergency Laughter shows that it’s OK to laugh at yourself.
Mike Cyra spent twenty-years working as an EMT, a Chief Medical Officer on a ship in Alaska’s Bering Sea, a Surgical Technologist and an Instructor of Maritime Emergency Medicine. His humor has appeared in The Placebo Journal, Our USA Magazine, Parenting Humor and HumorPress.com.
Emergency Laughter will stay with the reader long after it’s put down.
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In this popular Dahl story, George creates a very special medicine to cure his grandma of her nasty habits. Great new Quentin Blake cover as well as a whole new exciting end section about Roald Dahl and his world.
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When I mention that I work in an emergency room, people usually say,
1. Are you a nurse?
2. Wow. That must be really hard.
3. What's it like?
This is what it's like to be an emergency doctor.
That teenager puking up two liters of vodka and his stomach lining at triage? Yup. Blood pouring out of a terrified pregnant woman? Call me. And, of course, the patient who no longer has a nosebleed screaming at me across the department, "YOU are the most UNFEELING DOCTOR I have EVER MET!" Fun fun fun.
Let me peel back the curtain for you. It's not an iron curtain. In the emerg, it's most likely a crummy fabric curtain that too many other people have sneezed on.
Come on in.
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'From now on, you must eat cabbage three times a day... And if it's got caterpillars in it, so much the better!'
Most grandmas are kind and helpful ladies. Not George's grandma. She's a grumpy and grizzly old grouch and George wants to teach her a lesson. So when it's time for her medicine, George concocts a mixture which is guaranteed to send her through the roof...
This also includes a whole new exciting end section about Roald Dahl and his world.
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Let's talk about POO! Some animals poo on land, some poo in water. Some stop to poo, others do it on the move. I poo and you poo too. Every living thing has to eat, so everybody poos!
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Congratulations! The nine-month wait is at an end and your child is in your arms - but what now? This book provides quick and quirky advice on everything from nappies to night time nibbles, so you are never left holding the baby.
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An explosive kids' debut from the bestselling Norwegian author of all time!
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Contains several facts on London such as: it's forbidden to run, carry an umbrella or whistle in Burlington Arcade; and there's a tiny, working jail cell that looks like a fat lamppost, situated at the southeast corner of Trafalgar Square, that still has a direct phone link to Scotland Yard.
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Get the feel-better factor from Maeve Binchy as she teams up with artist Wendy Shea to bring us ACHES & PAINS. This gem of a book includes: Five things you can say to annoy the patient in the next bed. How to put on elastic stockings. Six ways to make non-alcoholic drinks bearable. How to be the perfect hospital visitor. Unusual but essential things for your medicine cupboard. Filled with fun, warmth and wisdom, for which Maeve Binchy is famous, ACHES & PAINS is the perfect alternative to a Get Well card.
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At each different house that he visits Father Christmas drinks and eats all the goodies left out for him. Before long he really needs a wee. So much so that he even forgets to leave the presents behind. But he delivers all the pressies and flies home at high speed to avoid an accident. There's just one tiny problem. He's lost his house key.
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A collection of humorous hospital stories and events as witnessed by a frequently incarcerated patient and told from a patient's point of view while secured and gagged in a hospital bed.
Stories and tales from a lifetime of hospital admissions, showing that hospital life as a patient is not all doom and gloom.
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The Junior Doctor is back!
He's into his second year of medicine, but this time Max is out of the wards and onto the streets, working for the Phoenix Outreach Project.
Fuelled by tea and more enthusiasm than experience, he attempts to locate and treat a wide and colourful range of patients that somehow his first year on the wards didn't prepare him for . . . from Molly the 80-year-old drugs mule and God in a Tesco car park, to middle-class mums addicted to appearances and pain killers in equal measure.
His friends don't approve of the turn his career is taking, his mother is worried and the public spit at him, but Max is determined to make a difference. Despite warnings that miracles are rare, and that not everyone's life can be turned around, Max is still surprised by those that can be saved.
Funny, touching and uplifting, Max goes from innocence to experience via dustbin-shopping-trips without ever losing his humanity.
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What the Junior Doctor did next.
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Danger lurks at every corner. Volcanoes. Sharks. Quicksand. Terrorists. The pilot of the plane blacks out and it's up to you to land the jet. What do you do? This handbook is here to help, with how-to, hands-on, step-by-step, illustrated instructions on everything you need to know to survive.
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Publisher: Thorsons; This Edition Published 2004 ISBN-10: 0007163843 Paperback: 222 pages